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"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Upcoming Quotations
  June 26 "A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."
~ Lou Holtz
  27 "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
~ Mark Twain
  28 "One of the definitions of sanity is the ability to tell real from unreal. Soon we'll need a new definition."
~ Alvin Toffler
  29 "He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery."
~ Harold Wilson
  30 "Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense."
~ Gertrude Stein
  July 1 "A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is."
~ Nancy Reagan
  2 "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
~ Gloria Steinem
  3 "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually become a boss and work twelve hours a day."
~ Robert Frost
  4 "The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary."
~ Vidal Sassoon
  5 "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
~ Oscar Wilde
  6 "When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others."
~ Erma Bombeck
  7 "It is better to live rich than to die rich."
~ Samuel Johnson
  8 "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
~ Fred Allen
  9 "Search others for their virtues, thy self for thy vices."
~ Benjamin Franklin
  10 "Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is."
~ Vince Lombardi
  11 "A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. "
~ Mae West
  12 "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?"
~ Lily Tomlin
  13 "Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
~ David Frost
  14 "Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed."
~ Mark Twain
  15 "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up."
~ Jesse Jackson
  16 "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down."
~ Lily Tomlin
  17 "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."
~ Anthony Burgess
  18 "I'm really a timid person -- I was beaten up by quakers."
~ Woody Allen
  19 "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
~ Katharine Hepburn
  20 "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar."
~ Helen Keller
  21 "My advice is don't spend your money on therapy. Spend it in a record store."
~ Wim Wenders
  22 "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
~ Mae West
  23 "Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
  24 "I don't know anything about music. In my line, you don't have to."
~ Elvis Presley
  25 "Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."
~ Ronald Reagan
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