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Today's Quotation

"The middle of the road is where the white line is -- and that's the worst place to drive. "
Robert Frost
Upcoming Quotations
  October 19 "No matter how old you get, if you can keep the desire to be creative, you're keeping the man-child alive."
~ John Cassavetes
  20 "Have the courage to live. Anyone can die."
~ Robert Cody
  21 "Beware of the man who goes to cocktail parties not to drink but to listen."
~ Piere Daninos
  22 "If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it."
~ Calvin Coolidge
  23 "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
~ Franklin P. Jones
  24 "A good conversationalist is not one who remembers what was said, but says what someone wants to remember."
~ John Mason Brown
  25 "Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."
~ Oscar Wilde
  26 "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car."
~ Kenneth Tynan
  27 "The unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits are so much easier to give up than bad ones."
~ Somerset Maugham
  28 "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
~ H. L. Mencken
  29 "A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."
~ W. C. Fields
  30 "Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency."
~ Richard M. Nixon
  31 "If only God would give me a clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
~ Woody Allen
  November 1 "Democracy is a form of government you have to keep for four years no matter what it does."
~ Will Rogers
  2 "We won't have a society if we destroy the environment."
~ Margaret Mead
  3 "My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects."
~ Robert Maynard Hutchins
  4 "Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pains of stupidity."
~ Frank Leahy
  5 "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
~ George Orwell
  6 "The handwriting on the wall may be a forgery."
~ Ralph Hodgson
  7 "If you can't get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."
~ George Bernard Shaw
  8 "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
~ Mark Twain
  9 "There is no failure except in no longer trying."
~ Elbert Hubbard
  10 "You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you."
~ Jay Leno
  11 "A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they are loaded or not."
~ Franklin P. Jones
  12 "It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."
~ Marcus Aurelius
  13 "Liberty is being free from the things we don't like in order to be slaves of the things we do like."
~ Ernest Benn
  14 "Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day. Wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit."
~ Elbert Hubbard
  15 "You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
~ Laurence J. Peter
  16 "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground."
~ Thomas Jefferson
  17 "Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage."
~ H. L. Mencken
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